Ah, Stripes. One of the finest films in American cinema. Is there any more endearing jackhole than our beloved Sergeant Hulka? Do you remember that first evening, when all the new recruits were getting to know one another around the barracks and Psycho was just a leeeettle high strung about his name, his personal space and his possessions? And then, in one sweet moment, our pal, Sergeant Hulka, brought Psycho's tower down with the most brilliant, if not succinct, advice ever: Lighten up, Francis.